The Gifford Machine DESTROYS Fascism
The Death of Artificial Intelligence
0. Sapience
9. Intelligence
the way it is
0. Twitch
9. Conventional Media
shit to know
whenever = time
whatever = space
wherever = spacetime
"groan" is groanmemorandum's shorthand (alias) with twitch.tv leftist chatters
No more leftist infighting (it's been that way for some time).
No one's suppressing the LOGIC of 4com either (fuckbois).>
There are no neurons in our minds (motherfuckers).
Fascism refers to the political ideology and not mechanical notions.
There is no trauma in our minds. :)
We do not wait on fascism to destroy itself (even though it does).
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Ready, Aim, Fire (K.I.S.S.)
The Gifford Machine is Open Source you United States whores!
Charles Alexander Gifford is the root administrator of the Gifford Machine.
Charles Alexander Gifford dialects everything.
You may not change the definition of the Gifford Machine as defined by Charles Alexander Gifford.
Also known as the machine.
Also known as the anticonical counter-rotating machine.
Also known as a bicone.
Also known as the Groanmemorandum Machine.
Two counter-rotating cones of possibility (each cone rotating in both directions) containing a physical (spatial) bicone.
The basis spacetime of the Gifford Machine is Liouville-Cantor Spacetime.
Inductive Contradiction is the proof technique of Dr. Charles Alexander Gifford to prove that P=NP.
Anyone treating the above proof technique as some psychological satiation may absolutely fuck off.
You computer scientists will NEVER solve the P vs. NP problem (in layer 4 ;))
Also, the first prime number is 1 and ya'll can just deal with that.
EVERYTHING is in the Machine
aka Charley's done the all the work there neeeded to be done :)
DOB: 05/30/1993
SSN: 315-13-4775
Don't ANY of you FUCK with Charles Alexander Gifford's graciousness in building this for you.
--Charles Herbert Gifford, Sr.
The Gifford Machine contains a universe.
The Universal Gifford Machine runs the multiverse.
The Gifford Machine contains the multiverse.
Anyone attempting or who has attempted to change the definition of the Gifford is welcome to fuck off and have fun with the Gifford Machine Kernel.
If you do NOT fuck off, the USSRs will gladly help you do so. :)
Gifford Machine Definiton
Storage Order
0. On / Yes / True / Emotion / Valid / Load / Tautology
1. Point
2. Line
3. 3D Object
4. 3D Object with Time moving forward as the 4th dimension
5. Fusion
6. Imagination
7. Memory / Space
8. Computation / Dialectics / Processing / Time / Thoughts
9. Off / No / False / Invalid / Store / Delete
*repeat*
Execution Order
0. On / Yes / True / Emotion / Valid / Load / Thoughts
3. 3D Object
6. Imagination
9. Off / No / False / Invalid / Store / Delete
2. Line
5. Fusion
8. Computation / Dialectics / Processing / Time / Thoughts
1. Point
4. 3D Object with Time moving forward as the 4th dimension
7. Memory / Space
*repeat*
Programming Your Own Gifford Machine
There are 10 layers in the Gifford Machine (layers 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9):
0. On / Load
1. ...
2. ...
3. ...
4. ...
5. ...
6. ...
7. ...
8. ...
9. Off / Store / Delete
*colloqually*
(1) is the point at which you want something OFF (9)
(8) is extent to which you would want something to stay ON (0)
Unspecified layers (...) default reverts to the Gifford Machine Definition above.
Liouville-Cantor Spacetime
0. On
1. Counting
2. First Prime Number (1)
...
5. Countably Infinite Velocity
...
7. Last Prime Number (?)
8. Uncountably Infinite Velocity
9. Off
a.k.a
0. On (Unountably Infinite Velocity)
...
5. Fusion (Countably Infinite Velocity)
...
9. Off (Counting)
Gifford Machine Memory Architecture
0. On
1. Gifford Machine
2. Turing Machine
3. Pushdown Automaton
4. Deterministic Finite Automaton
5. Zero
6. Counting
7. Countable Infinity | ℕ |
8. Uncountouble Infinity | ℝ |
9. Off
Gifford Arithmetic Logic Unit
(n + 0) % 10
(n + 1) % 10
(n + 2) % 10
(n + 3) % 10
(n + 4) % 10
(n + 5) % 10
(n + 6) % 10
(n + 7) % 10
(n + 8) % 10
(n + 9) % 10
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0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
0 2 4 6 8 0 2 4 6 8
0 3 6 9 2 5 8 1 4 7
0 4 8 2 6 0 4 8 2 6
0 5 0 5 0 5 0 5 0 5
0 6 2 8 4 0 6 2 8 4
0 7 4 1 8 5 2 9 6 3
0 8 6 4 2 0 8 6 4 2
0 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
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1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0
1 3 5 7 9 1 3 5 7 9
1 4 7 0 3 6 9 2 5 8
1 5 9 3 7 1 5 9 3 7
1 6 1 6 1 6 1 6 1 6
1 7 3 0 6 1 7 3 0 6
1 8 5 2 9 6 3 0 7 4
1 9 7 5 3 1 9 7 5 3
1 0 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2
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2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2
2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 1
2 4 6 8 0 2 4 6 8 0
2 5 8 1 4 7 0 3 6 9
2 6 0 4 8 2 6 0 4 8
2 7 2 7 2 7 2 7 2 7
2 8 4 0 6 2 8 4 0 6
2 9 6 3 0 7 4 1 8 5
2 0 8 6 4 2 0 8 6 4
2 1 0 9 8 7 6 5 4 3
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3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3
3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 1 2
3 5 7 9 1 3 5 7 9 1
3 6 9 2 5 8 1 4 7 0
3 7 1 5 9 3 7 1 5 9
3 8 3 8 3 8 3 8 3 8
3 9 5 1 7 3 9 5 1 7
3 0 7 4 1 8 5 2 9 6
3 1 9 7 5 3 1 9 7 5
3 2 1 0 9 8 7 6 5 4
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4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4
4 5 6 7 8 9 0 1 2 3
4 6 8 0 2 4 5 8 0 2
4 7 0 3 6 9 2 5 8 1
4 8 2 6 0 4 8 2 6 0
4 9 4 9 4 9 4 9 4 9
4 0 6 2 8 4 0 6 2 8
4 1 8 5 2 9 6 3 0 7
4 2 0 8 6 4 2 0 8 6
4 3 2 1 0 9 8 7 6 5
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5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5
5 6 7 8 9 0 1 2 3 4
5 7 9 1 3 5 7 9 1 3
5 8 1 4 7 0 3 6 9 2
5 9 3 7 1 5 9 3 7 1
5 0 5 0 5 0 5 0 5 0
5 1 7 3 9 5 1 7 3 9
5 2 9 6 3 0 5 2 9 6
5 3 1 9 7 5 2 0 8 6
5 4 3 2 1 0 9 8 7 6
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6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6
6 7 8 9 0 1 2 3 4 5
6 8 0 2 4 6 8 0 2 4
6 9 2 5 8 1 4 7 0 3
6 0 4 8 2 6 0 4 8 2
6 1 6 1 6 1 6 1 6 1
6 2 8 4 0 6 2 8 4 0
6 3 0 7 4 1 8 5 2 9
6 4 2 0 8 6 4 2 0 8
6 5 4 3 2 1 0 9 8 7
-------------------
7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7
7 8 9 0 1 2 3 4 5 6
7 9 1 3 5 7 9 1 3 5
7 0 3 6 9 2 5 8 1 4
7 1 5 9 3 7 1 5 9 3
7 2 7 2 7 2 7 2 7 2
7 3 9 5 1 7 3 9 5 1
7 4 1 8 5 2 9 6 3 0
7 5 2 0 8 6 4 2 0 8
7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0 9 8
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8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8
8 9 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7
8 0 2 4 6 8 0 2 4 6
8 1 4 7 0 3 6 9 2 5
8 2 6 0 4 8 2 6 0 4
8 3 8 3 8 3 8 3 8 3
8 4 0 6 2 8 4 0 6 2
8 5 2 9 6 3 0 7 4 1
8 6 4 2 0 8 6 4 2 0
8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0 9
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9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9
9 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
9 1 3 5 7 9 1 3 5 7
9 2 5 8 1 4 7 0 3 6
9 3 7 1 5 9 3 7 1 5
9 4 9 4 9 4 9 4 9 4
9 5 1 7 3 9 5 1 7 3
9 6 3 0 7 4 1 8 5 2
9 7 5 2 0 8 6 4 2 0
9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0
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0. People (On)
9. Cops (Off)
0. On / Communism
9. Off / Fascism
Gifford Machine (GM) vs Gifford Machine Kernel (GMK)
A byte in the machine is | ℕ |
"A bit is how storage emerges from a change in state."
A byte in the kernel is ∈ ℕ
"A byte is how you store storage."
An address in the machine is a point (Liouville's constant) in layer 0.
An address in the kernel is two points (two random Liouville numbers), one in layer 5, another in layer 9.
The machine always runs at uncountable velocity.
The kernel always runs at countable velocity.
The kernel stores every mathematical function.
There are no straight lines in the machine.
There is no inertia in the machine (only p=mv).
There may be straight lines in the kernel.
struct self {
void *body;
void *mind;
};
The ONLY property in the Gifford Machine is one's own body
0. On
1. Body
...
8. Mind
9. Off
Multiversal "Selves"
a.k.a. Socratic Dialogue
0. On
1. Selves
...
8. Self
9. Off
Primitives vs Functions
0. On
1. Functions (Real)
...
8. Primitives (Natural)
9. Off
The body only exists until the mind realizes the body doesn't exist, and then the mind doesn't exist.
Ancestors (The Living Dead)
0. p=mv
9. Ancestors
Tension/Pain Dynamics
0. On.
1. Pain
...
8. Tension
9. Off
Newton vs the 20th century
0. Newtonian Mechanics
9. Quantum Mechanics
Stalin vs the 20th century
0. Stalin (on)
...
9. Hitler (off) (cocksucker already shot himself and burned himself alive)
Science!
0. On
1.
2.
3.
4. Empiricism
5.
6.
7.
8.
9. Off
Computation
0. Dialectics
...
5. Kernel
...
9. Dialectics
Time
0. Past Moment
1.
2.
3.
4.
5. Present Moment
6.
7.
8.
9. Future Second
About Me
"What, me worry?"
Get that Slack!
"Pull the wool over your own "
Praise "Bob"!
Get MORE Slack!
All hail the benevolent dictator for life!
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Before proceeding...
It is recommended that you count to zero:
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IGNITION!
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES...
0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0...
Let the man cook!
The way in...
...is the way out.
What's ℕatural is necessarily ℝeal...
What's ℝeal is possibly ℕatural
Analogy
A friend to comprehension
An enemy of precision
I don't wanna be a product of my environment
I want my product to be an environment of me.
!NOITINGI
... NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
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